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”Allô, mon amie! Je ne suis pas disponible pour le moment, mais laissez-moi un message et je vous rapellerai dès que possible! À bientôt!”

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[sophielicious]

/So, say you found out someone really fucking sucks. You could have found out earlier! You happen to be this really powerful, sexy, highly-skilled telepath, who also happens to be gorgeous, very good for you.

Anyway, you probably don't want this person around, but you also should not engage regarding the suckiness. Discuss and argue your point of view./

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/Are you asking if this sexy, highly-skilled telepath should engage with someone she evidently does not think highly of? Or are you asking if this sexy, highly-skilled telepath should form her own opinion, despite it being ill-advised?/

[sophielicious]

/I'm asking both. May I just add that this highly-skilled, deliriously irresistible telepath happens to be akin to an angry raccoon when provoked? Work that into your answer./

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/I need more information, ma bavarde. Why does this person "suck"?/

[sophielicious]

/... Did you just call me a chatterbox? By the way, I speak French now./

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/I called you MY chatterbox. Depuis quand parles-tu français?

[sophielicious]

/Acceptable. I'd be your chatterbox every damn day.

Eh, ouies. 1 moin? J'emprunté à Clea. Anyway, this putain upset my friends really bad, so, that's kind of where we are at./

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/Et tu ne me dis rien? Pfff.

Qui est cette personne?/

[sophielicious]

/J'ai oublié, okay. Je suis très occupée, si tu t'en rappelles!

Secrète. Nous n'avons pas besoin de un uprising. Concentrer-tu sur la télépathe. /

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/Ty es la fille la plus occupée que je connaisse, c’est indéniable!

La télépathie… va-t-elle vous exposer à des problemes? Peut-être qu’il y’a des chose que vous ne voulez pas entendre./

[sophielicious]

/Eh. J'ne veux pas de lire dans les pensées de cette personne, anyway.

La question que je te pose: me détacher y dis rien, OU faire comme si je ne sais rien./

[cache_coeur]

/Cet personne est probablement difficile et non dangereux, hm? Avez-vous des amis en commun? Ou est-ce que tout les amies le détestent? /

[sophielicious]

/Pas dangereux pour moi. Je suis génial à l'offensive — y modeste, comme tu sais.

Donc, non, non, y, eh, tout les amies... Certains de mes amis c'est plus précis./

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/Bien sûr, bien sûr./

[Amused, but maybe a little concerned, too:]

/Tu couches avec ce type?/

[sophielicious]

(The string of hearty laughter should be answer enough.)

/Non!!! Impossible!!! Ew????/

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/J'avais en moi un tel besoin de savoir! Tant mieux. Ne t’embête pas avec ce type alors. On dirait qu'il est la cause de nombreux problèmes./

[sophielicious]

/Crois-moi, amour, tu ne veux pas de savoir ma vie sexuelle. Folle.

Alors. Résolu./

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/Tout ce que je sais, c'est que tu aimes bien t'amuser.

Je connais cette personne?/

[sophielicious]

/... Quelle, que je couche avec ou le type qu'on parle de?/

[cache_coeur]

/Le dangereux./

[sophielicious]

/J'ai promis à n'intervenir pas.

I just happen to know someone who dangerously sucks, and I don't know if I should slowly get the fuck out or if I just smile and wave. Quick, what would you do?/

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/Would he retaliate if he knew you were avoiding him?/

[sophielicious]

/Je crois que non./

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/Jette-le, alors. It's not worth the energy, being around someone like that.

CHEAT SHEET, SORRY

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French to English ver.

Sophie: Babe. Kinda need your opinion really quickly. Or, well, not quickly. Got anywhere from 5 minutes to 30?

Sciel: Yes, how can I help?

Sophie: So, say you found out someone really fucking sucks. You could have found out earlier! You happen to be this really powerful, sexy, highly-skilled telepath, who also happens to be gorgeous, very good for you. Anyway, you probably don't want this person around, but you also should not engage regarding the suckiness. Discuss and argue your point of view.

Sciel: Are you asking if this sexy, highly-skilled telepath should engage with someone she evidently does not think highly of? Or are you asking if this sexy, highly-skilled telepath should form her own opinion, despite it being ill-advised?

Sophie: I'm asking both. May I just add that this highly-skilled, deliriously irresistible telepath happens to be akin to an angry raccoon when provoked? Work that into your answer.

Sciel: I need more information, my chatterbox. Why does this person "suck"?

Sophie: ... Did you just call me a chatterbox? By the way, I speak French now.

Sciel: I called you MY chatterbox. Since when do you speak French?

Sophie: Acceptable. I'd be your chatterbox every damn day. Eh, yeah. One month? I borrowed from Clea. Anyway, this fucker upset my friends really bad, so, that's kind of where we are at.

Sciel: And you didn’t tell me? Pfff. Who is this person?

Sophie: I forgot, okay. I’ve been very busy, if you recall! It’s a secret. We don’t need an uprising. Concentrate on the telepath.

Sciel: You’re the busiest girl I know, that’s true! As for the telepath… will this make trouble for you? Maybe there’s things you don’t want to know.

Sophie: Eh, I don’t want to read this person’s thoughts anyway. The question I’m asking is: do I take off and say nothing, or act like I don’t know anything?

Sciel: This person is probably just difficult and not dangerous, right? Do you have friends in common? Or do all your friends hate him?

Sophie: Not dangerous for ME. I’m great at being offensive –– and modest, you know. So, no, no, eh, all my friends…. Some of my friends is more precise.

Sciel: Of course, of course. Are you sleeping with this guy?

Sophie: NO, impossible, ew???

Sciel: I had to know! That’s for the better. Don’t bother with him then. He’s just going to cause problems.

Sophie: Cross my heart, love, you don’t want to know about my sex life. It’s crazy. Anyway. Problem solved.

Sciel: All I know is that you like having fun. Do I know this person?

Sophie: Who, the one I’m sleeping with, or the guy we’re talking about?

Sciel: The dangerous one.

Sophie: I promised not to intervene.

Sciel: Would he retaliate if you knew you were avoiding him?

Sophie: I don’t think so.

Sciel: Ditch him, then. It’s not worth the energy, being around someone like that.